May Editorial
For a healthy SS environment-Don't Piss Other Fans Off!!!
by
Akuma the Werecat Homepage: Blue Spirit: Ukyo Tachibana
We just can't escape the harsh reality that our favorite characters are
shitholes to others. C'mon, let's be honest. We've come across the usual
Ukyo is gay >:-( Nakoruru's a b*tch which perfectly suits the hentai
junkies everywhere, weak, pathetic, Charlotte's a lesbian, Haohmaru stinks,
and the Anti-character society. What's new? Makes your blood (how
revoltin') boil though, ne?
Well, their differences is the beauty of it all. Well, suppose we make
each character perfect, same speed, same strength same in everythin'. Like,
what if every character's a Nakoruru? I don't think you'd be happy either,
if you are a Nakoruru fan. It would be pretty bored and you can't explore
the true nature of the character 'coz hell, the computer's doin' it for you.
And what about their appearances? Oh, Haohmaru's yucky >:-( look at
those ugly scars. Look at Kyoshiro, he's so ugly. Then, when you meet
someone like Ukyo (MiCah, stop droolin'), you call him gay >:-( WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!! I DON'T GET HOW CONFUSED YOU BELITTLED BRAINS
ARE!!! Sheesh! What, jealous 'coz the guys got groupies and you don't? Get
a life!
And this goes the same as with the other characters. You can't
appreciate the how bonny or handsome a character is without the ugly ones!
Goes the same with their strength. There will always be the greater ones
and weaker ones, but how can you tell? Have YOU mastered this "weak"
character well enought to say that he'/she's an unacceptable piece of shit?
Then how come when a true fan uses him/her, they manage the game? Thought
of THAT lately? You only have the right when you have COMPLETELY MASTERED
EVERY CHARACTER. Then you can weigh who's great and not. But it doesn't
give you the right to belittle others and their characters, coz, who knows?
Maybe this fanatic has more tricks up his sleeves than you do about the
character.
And there's the competition. Oh, character's better than yours. It can't
be avoided, but hell don't get the heat up! I don't have a problem if you
like other characters unless you start to annoy people. I mean, hell, you
can brag to the whole f***in human race that Shizumaru's the greatest
swordsman. Fine, but you know not all will agree with you. So don't shove
it! If someones disagrees, it's his/her right. But don't become sworn
enemies for such low reasons. We were blessed with intellect y'know. AND
you don't go in an Ukyo club just to say, "F you, SOB's! This character
rules!" YOU ARE SO PATHETIC!!! You don't have to degrade other characters
because a conqueror cannot be great without his conquests! And hell, I
don't like a particular character, but I KEEP IT TO MYSELF damnit! Why? COZ
I KNOW THE FANS WILL SUCK MY BLOOD (How revoltin') DRY IF I SAID SO!!!
Discipline is needed if we want a peaceful community.
Samurai Shodown IS DEAD! As much as I hate to admit it, SNK got bankrupt
and we can't do no nothin' about it. Years maybe some fans will revive the
game (MC/Ukyo_M, AKM, Violet Pimp: :-) ). But right now, IT'S 6 FEET BELOW
THE EARTH DEAD! Makin' war against other SS fans won't solve the freakin'
problem, and will only make the remainin' fans LOATHE the game 'coz ya
you!!! So don't give a damn about your hated characters, and don't piss
other fans off! Live your life as a fan of your most favorite character and
not as a jerk off a-hole!
-Akuma the Werecat, the 3D Tachibanian Kazuyanista
C.K.'s Note
Yeah, everyone, stop bashing other people's favorite characters already. Um..did someone say
Charlotte is a lesbian?
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